Shatter Heart ť Ask Kefka Palazzo ť Question 001: Kefka and His Makeup

Question:
So, what's with all the clown make up? I mean, sure, some people may fear clowns but a villain that brightly colored is just not as frightening as say, a sexy silver haired bishounen with all black clothes, a long sword, and creepy theme music.

Glor-Chan

hate. hate. hate. hate.

*cough* AHEM. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ARE IMPLYING? Unlike me, you know nothing! You are completely oblivious to the things that go on BEHIND the SCENES. ...keeeeeeee. Do you think Sephiroth is that "PRETTY?" NO. HE IS NOT. WHY ARE YOU fangirls so unknowing to the world around you? Sephiroth isn't beautiful. No. No. No! I hate, hate hate him. He is an ugly pile of trash that sits in his dressing room all day scarfing down entire bags of cheetos and two-liters of Mountain Dew. His six-pack is the result of an amazing technology you young kiddies probably know as photoshop. His face is the work of a make-up artist and an AIRBRUSH. GOODGOD OF ALLL THINGS.

...kekekekekekeke. Just for your pleasure I, with my trusty camera ready to see his face so bright and early in the morning, placed a flaming bag of doggy-doodoo outside his dressing room door and knocked. I waited. He popped out. I WAS HORRIFIED BY WHAT I SAW. But I snapped the picture anyway. AH. MY EYES. WHY DOES SUCH HIDEOUS BEINGS ROAM THE EARTH?!

The before andafter. Before what I saw. What I see every morning. -____-; The after is the results on his face due to technology. Vwhee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BUT NO. It is not just Sephiroth that is like this. IT IS ALL OF THEM. ALLLLL OF THEMMMMMMM.

Look. I've went around the dressing rooms of all of them andsnapped photos. I am SURE you will be shocked at by what Square tries to make you believe "sexy" is. UGH.


Cloud Strife	Squall Leonhart	Tidus

AS FOR ME?! This is me without makeup.

IRESTMYCASE! I am the sexiest without makeup. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. SQUARE JUST TRICKS YOU ALL. SUCH A DECIVING COMPANY TO WORK FOR. To answer your question, it is all Square's doing.