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Shatter Heart » Kingdom Hearts II » Game Script » Halloween Town
Donald: Well, it sure does look like Hallowee...Wha? Sora: Hey, it's Zero! How've you been, boy? [town] Sora: What's that? Donald: It's Jack! Jack: Sora, Donald, and Goofy! Welcome back, And Merry Christmas! Sora: Merry Christmas? Don't you mean "Happy Halloween"? Jack: Of course. Halloween greetings from Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King. Forgive me, I'm in a Christmas mood. You see, I'm running the show again this year -- But I need Sandy Claws' blessing, so I'm off to Christmas Town. Sora: "Sandy Claws"? Goofy: I think he means Santa Claus. Jack: Aren't these decorations wonderful? This year Halloween Town's going to handle Christmas, too! But first! We have to visit Sally. She's working on something no self-respecting Santa Calus can do without. Come along -- I'll show you! Sora: A Halloween Town Christmas... Wanna go check it out? Jack: C'mon, hurry! [inside] Hello, Doctor! Where's Sally? Doctor: Can't you see... that I'm in the middle of an experiment? L, S, & B: Hey, this is way too heavy! Then let's toss it! Doctor: You do and you'll be sorry! Now bring it over here. L, S, & B: Heave ho! [they throw it] Doctor: Imbeciles! Now my experiment is ruined! Jack: Sally! Did you finish it? I want to show my good friends. Sally: I'm sorry, Jack. I... I need a little bit more time. Jack: Oh... Well, that's all right. Just as long as it's ready for Christmas! Sally: But... Jack... Jack: I'd best be off. I've got to go get Sandy Claws, right away! Wonderful to see you again. Good-bye for now! Sora: Go get Santa Claus...? Sally: Please, Sora. I'm afraid something terrible will happen if Jack goes through with this. Donald: You can say that again! Goofy: Sora? Jack: Are those strange-looking fellows in the town square with you? Sora: Huh? What "fellows"? Jack: You know, the ones who wanted to spoil Halloween AND Christmas? What are they called again... Heartless? Sora: They're definitely not with us. But Donald, Goofy, and I can get rid of them for you. And then we can go see Santa! But first, the Heartless! [the square] Mayor: Now hear this, you... you things! Leave Halloween Town at once... by order of the mayor! Jack? Where are you? I'm only an elected official -- I can't handle this by myself. Jack! Sora: We're on it. [battle] Jack: How is Sandy Claws supposed to relax with all this going on? That's it, fellows! Sandy Claws need bodyguards. Are you up to the task? Donald: Us? Sora: Yeah! [in graveyard] L, S, & B: What should we bring next time? A bucketful of caterpillars! Or something even worse! Who's that? Some old hag! Maleficent: Silence. Hmm... perhaps you three could be of use to me. Come along, all of you. I'll show you the true meaning of "mischief." [far in] Jack: Here it is! The door to Christmas Town. The spooks of Halloween can get so tiresome year after year. I wanted something new. And I found this! Beyond this door is a world filled with wonders... the likes of which you've never seen! At first I couldn't believe my eyes! Everything was so fresh and exciting! Sora: Come on! Just open it! [he opens it and they dive in, transported to Christmas Town] Sora: Coooool! Donald: So where's Santa? Jack: In his workshop. Shall we? [near the workshop heartless appear] Sora: Here too?! Jack: En gardge, loyal bodyguards! [battle] Donald: Christmas is in big trouble! Goofy: Gawrsh, we can't let anything bad happen to Christmas! Jack: That's where Sandy Claws lives. [inside] Santa: Well, hello everyone. Did you come to see if you're on my "nice" list? Your name? Sora: Um, Sora, sir. Santa: Let's see... Sora... Here you are. Well, according to my list, Sora... seven years ago you told everyone you did not believe in Santa Claus... Oh, that is unfortunate. Donald: How about Donald and Goofy? [santa nods] Oh boy! Jack: Am I on your list too, by any chance? It's me, Jack! Santa: Jack Skellington? What sort of trouble did you bring this time? Sora: This time? Jack: It's a long story! [inside workshop] L, S, & B: Why do we have to hide? Maleficent: Silence! Well, this is a pleasant surprise. That fool Jack brought Sora and the others with him. Now we can deal with all of them at once! L, S, & B: What do you want us to do? Santa: Who's there? L, S, & B: Busted! [they escape] Jack: It's Lock, Shock, and Barrel! Santa: Not those three... Jack: I assure you, they're not with us. Santa: Well, whatever the case, they've been quite naughty. Catch them and bring them back here. They're going to get a lecture. Jack: Uh... Mr. Claws? I wanted to talk to you about Christmas first. Santa: It'll have to wait. I need to see how things are progressing in my workshop. Sora: C'mon, Jack, let's catch those little pranksters. Jack: Oh, all right then. ['nother scene] Maleficent: I was so looking forward to destroying that ridiculous Christmas Town. But now that Sora and those imbeciles are here I think a change of plan is called for. Revenge before pleasure, after all. L, S, & B: What kind of revenge? Maleficent: The magnificent, malevolent kind, of course. L, S, & B: That sounds really bad. Like Oogie's kinda bad! And that's super-duper bad! Maleficent: Oogie Boogie? That bag of incensed insects? How intriguing. And where might I find him? L, S, & B: Jack an his dumb, stupid friends destroyed him. Maleficent: Ah yes, now I remember. More intriguing still! I believe I'll bring your master back for you. [later] Oogie: I feel like a million bugs! I really owe you one for this, Maleficent. Maleficent: Indeed you do, Oogie. Do you remember Sora, Donald, and Goofy? Oogie: Do I remember them? Ha! You're too much! I'll never forget what they did to me... What was it they did to me? L, S, & B: Squashed you like a bug! Oogie: That sounds bad. L, S, & B: And Jack helped! Oogie: Even worse! L, S, & B: They creamed you! Oogie: That's right, that's right! That's one thing I won't be forgetting any time soon! It's the last thing I remember. And its the only thing I remember until I teach those clowns not to mess with Mr. Oogie Boogie! Maleficent: Yes... that's right. That's the spirit. And I have the perfect plan already in mind. Maleficent: Have you ever heard of Christmas Town? L, S, & B: Mr. Oogie! Wake up! Wake up! We want to see how bad you are! Maleficent: It seems he needs more time to recover. You three - stay here and keep Sora and the others occupied. My Heartless will help you, But do not fail me! Sora: There they are! [battle] [later] Santa: Confound it. Now I've lost my way. Oh, this is utter foolishness. I should be getting ready for Christmas. Sally: Is that you... Mr. Sandy Claws? Santa: Yes, but... please, call me Santa Claus. Sally: Of course. Mr. Santa Claus, I was hoping I'd find you here. You see... It's very important that you go back to Christmas Town. I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen if you don't. Santa: Well, I am behind on my preparations... All right. Tell Jack I'll be waiting for him at home. He had something to say to me about Christmas. Sally: But that's just it. Please, go home and lock the door. And if Jack knocks, don't open it! Maleficent: There. The large one in red. Oogie: All I gotta do is kidnap him? Maleficent: That's right. Lock him up at once. Then begin destroying Christmas Town. That's sure to make Sora and the other fools come running. Oogie: And then they're all mine! Maleficent: Yes, and in the meantime, I'll turn Santa Calus into Santa Heartless! Santa: Who's there?! [oogie kidnaps him, then sandy goes to tell Jack and Sora] [the workshop] Oogie: I've done a little redecorating! Wait... Something's not quite right. I know what it is! We just need a little more of that Oogie flair! Maleficent: I do hope our jolly old friend is looking forward to becoming a Heartless. [oogie hits her] Maleficent: Clumsy oaf! Are you still here? Why don't you Oogie on back where you came from. You're crampin' my style! Maleficent: Have you already forgotten who brought you back, you insolent bag of bugs? Oogie: Sorry! Can't remember a thing! Maleficent: Very well, you ingrate! You'll rue the day you spurned my help! [they run to the workshop and run into Oogie] Oogie: Jack Skellington! Jack: Oogie! Maleficent: You and I hae a score to settle, Jack! Same goes for your little sidekicks. Jack: What are you planning to do with Sandy Claws? Oogie: Who? Sandy Claws? I don't know what you're talking about. And why is this roly-poly red guy here? Time to go, Grandpa. [Sally throws a leg and saves Santa] Sally: Mr. Santa Claus! Oogie: Why you.... Donald: Huh? Not again. [battle] Sora: All right, Christmas is safe again! Jack: Perfect! I'd better get down to buisness! Donald: Leave that to Santa! Goofy: Yup, you oughta stick to Halloween and spooky stuff! Sally: Jack... Here, it's done. [hands over Santa suit] Jack: Wonderful! Why I love it! Thank you, Sally! Sally: Jack... do you really have to do this? Jack: But I make a splendid Sandy Claws. Santa: Listen here, Jack Skellington. You saved me, and Christmas as well, and for that, I'm very grateful. But please promise you won't cause any more trouble! And about that suit... Don't even think about taking over for me again! Jack: I just thought you could use a little help this year, Mr. Claws. You must be exhausted from all the preperations. And -- I wouldn't mind a second chance to get this Christmas thing right. Santa: Yes, being Santa Claus can be tiring. But let me tell you something, Jack. Seeing the happy faces of little children when they discover the presents I've brought them makes it all worthwhile, year after year after year. And you, Jack -- you love to make them gasp and see them shiver with fright. What if someone tried to take all of that away from you? Santa: We both have very important jobs to do, Jack. Mine is to take care of Christmas, and yours is to take care of Halloween. So we each have to do the very best we can. After all, you're the face of Halloween--- Mr. Jack Skellington! The Pumpkin King! The Knight of Nightmares! And even though you're fascinated with Christmas, Jack... Halloween is your true specialty. Don't you see? Children rely on both of us to do our jobs. Halloween needs you attention... and I know Christmas needs mine - urgently. Jack: You're right. I am the master of terror! And if Halloween has become too routine, all I have to do is think of something new that'll really make them scream! Mayor: Jack! Oh, Jack! I've been looking for you everywhere! We must go over the plans for next Halloween! I can't do a thing without your approval! Jack: So true. Santa: Good luck, Jack Skellington. Sora: Well, there he goes. Santa: Yes, and I've got lots of names to check and preperations to finish! Mayor: Jack, stop joking. Jack: What's this? Perhaps a bit too festive for our Halloween needs. [suit glows and opens a new path with Sora's keyblade] Sora: We better get going. Santa: Before you do, Sora... I believe there's a friend of yours... who -- If I recall correctly - was the one who told you there's no such thing as Santa Claus? Sora: Oh yeah... He did say that. Santa: Be sure to give him my very best wishes. Sora: I will, but... Do you know where I can find Riku? Santa: No... but don't give up! Remember, if you believe in Riku, you will find him. Just as you found me. Sora: Right! |
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